2.01.2007

A Frank and Open Discussion

Let's talk about citizenship. Now, as far as I'm concerned, there are only two types of citizenship: crazy citizenship and sane citizenship. Back in the FDR days there were programs to channel crazy citizenship into sane citizenship, but not anymore. Hell, you can't even get a loaf of bread from your country much less employ schitzophrenics in the civil service sector anymore! That being said, the following is an example of crazy citizenship working hard for you.



Also, it's one thing to love your country, but what do you do if you love your country but your cat really just can't fucking stand you?



Also, any guesses as to what sort of stuffing one should use if one is making an especially large animal head to go with your animal costume without giving oneself a headache?

1 Comments:

Blogger Jettison Washboard said...

That helicopter is a real thing. George Shinn was on it, and I even wrote Sue Myrick a letter. This was back in high school, I believe, before everyone lost interest and started talking DC sniper.

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