TRANSCENDENTAL CLEAN
Are you clean enough for Japan?
That's the honest question.
Because you'll never feel dirtier in your life as is
on your best day next to a native there.
Everything in Japan comes down to the hands and feet,
preceding everything else.
So yeah-we've been washing and worrying in the wrong
places.
Have a meal-have a handiwipe first.
No handshake to sense where you're at.
The cleaner you are-the more respect you get.
Burger King be damned-if it cost next to
nothing--better wash up first.
Petting zoo. no brainer?
sorry...
Petting zoo you think you can get away with germs.
Hell no-you get sedated and sanctioned if you don't
wash your hands before and after groping with goats
and hogs.
An activity that would get you called sissy on back
woods Appalachian roads-but not in Japan.
Japan is the hen pecking girlfriend that won't let us
pick our ears in public because god or the milk man is
watching.
No spitting.no fighting.no cursing.no sperm.no jacking
off residue on dresses or else.
not without a 4 x 4 ply piece of paper,alcohol,and
Buddha between you and the amoebas that mean you harm.
Germs are an exact science in Japan.
you cannot,Cannot blow your nose in public in japan.
Sounds simple, right? Try having a cold there.
it is worse than Janet's breast at the Superbowl.
you might as well set the clock back to Godzilla time
in Japan if any mucus hits the tidy non cobble
streets.
Tsunamis,girl child abortions, non-carb diets...so
what.
No illness allowed.
And if you don't have your surgical white Cotton masks
in hand in japan, double forget it.
Before Michael Jackson, there was Japan.
They made preventative a fashion icon.
It's almost what you can't see-than the obvious-that
they're scared of. Boogie San is alive and well.
Anyone who oozes is a nationale threat;
did the Sex Pistols even ever get to tour there...??
So then, how DOES the place deal with bumping uglies
you ask?
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