Dinosaur Hiring Policy

We're always on the look-out for new Platypussy Recruits here! All ages, genders, shoe sizes, and webbed toes welcome. But sometimes it's hard to beat Mother Serendipity:

New Platypussies

Of course, we offer a comprehensive benefits package for all new Platies, including online training courses and a degree achievement program. Ask about our internet discount for reading this post, or just watch the sample below from one of our recent training weekends!

The Elusive Pink Dinosaur

No pressure of course. 99 days or your sanity back, guaranteed. Our work ethic? Someone who can freestyle for 5 minutes at least to a repeditive riff while constantly delivering quality impressions in a results driven environment. Screams and howls may earn you your first golden star on the way to "Platypussy of the Month!"

The Dinosaur Song

And last but not least, ask about our Heritage Program, where young members not yet able to get our EULA tattoo'd on their spine can be sponsored by a member of the community! It's a classic win-win situation, with an essay concert to boot. First prize: Summer Internship for possible credit at the Platypussy Institute of America. ^_^

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